::Mo::FuN::bLoGsPoTs::HiJaBiBaRbIe::StYlE::

bleh!

2006-06-26T02:04:00.000-07:00

hmmm wellll its great 2 b bk!! lol
am so bored lol well am nt am jus being lazy n i gt baaaaaaaaare 2 doooo lol

bleh!

lol n ma big chudda broz gne job huntin wid his m8

duble bleh!!!

bt yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so much 4 uniii he'z like dis mornin i need to go job hunting i sed "u sed ur wz goin uni" he sed "errrrm no" charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrming

bt yee am sposed 2o go wiv d jumzta 2 IsLaM ExPo!!! bt carnt cz ma bro crnt make up his mindy...

triple bleh!

n nowww am chezd, hungry, bored AND ...........................shoot!..............jus 4gt wa i wz gna say

Quadruple BLEH!!

ahhh welll lol hehehehe cudnt av bin dat important =S lol

NEHU!!! i'l cme bk wen suin interesting hapnzz lol

CHUDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oi hoi!!

2006-06-23T13:03:00.000-07:00

omg!!! lol i lukd at d last tym i rote in one of these lol so much has append ii lest do this in a list lol seems simpler lol

1- i hang round wiv tru musalmaan now lol

2- ma sis is married n pregnant!!!! WOOO!!! lol MASHALLAH

3- i went shaam (syria- spiritual enhancment)

4- i luv d HB cru evn more!! lol

5- i luv ma family n value it evn more!

6- ama tru muslim now

MASHALLAH! owk owk so not THAT much lol bt it seemz lyk a lot lol mayb coz its bin sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long looool

am keepin it reaaalll wid d HB cru!! lol i luv no others!! ma sis' fo lyf! lol msq is ma 2nd hme! lol ahhh am sooo reppin islam ryt now i neva wna change!! EVA!

i was reedin thru ma blogg n lukin at photos .....dramatic change! lol i went from islamia to ho 2 islamia all u yungaz hu lisnin i no u feel lyk rebellin n wotnot...chttin from exp u dnt wna! its rely nt worth it n its actually kwite chit.. u dnt get nuin outta it cept an empty poket

omdzzzzz college well i go stanmore its nt 2 bad near ma howse so its kl....4 d record Raza (ma big bro) u wer ryt college is all abou

"hugz n bitching"

lol neva a truer statement

respect 2 all my family hu LITERALLY put up wiv me... i luv u guys lol relli!!!

omdzzz i miss ma TRU chuddazz!! misin bently n u no wa am PARCHD!!! ama eat n den ryt bou suin wen suin interestin apnz lol

mowahzzz

CHUDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

MAN it feels gd 2 say that! lol xxxxxxxxxx

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!

2005-09-16T05:23:00.000-07:00

last tym i came on ere it was bout exam results lolz duuude lolz i'm in college no IT ROCKSS!!!! made baare mates n 2dai we had a tug-of-war lolz YAY ANJUM CAME DWN !!! lolz got busted by an auntie ji tho
Auntie ji - Beti where is ur ID card?
Anjum - Its in ere sumwhr cnt get it out lolz too long
Auntie ji - Ok get it out
Anjum - nah u see i 4got it
Auntie ji - ok but get it out
Anjum - but i forgot it , i'll bring it on Monday
Auntie ji - ok but get it out
Anjum - But i 4got it, i'll bring it on on Monday

And so it goes on! loolz i was sooo happy to see Anjum n Simi n Gaya n Vaiteki 2dai was keeewwwlll!!! lolz oOoOoo i 4got lolz de tug-of-war story lolz...

me n radhika, sameera, joanna, n dis gyal Hannah were a team called da "coco-colaz" loolz n we went up against 3 other gyal teams n we butchered dem, Dey sum weak galz man loolz DEN after dat it was girlz v boiz n we massacered them!! lolz i mean like propa!! lolz COCO-COLAZ ROCK - i urge u not to but the product tho because if the whole zionist thing loolz cooolio!!

duuude peace out 4 anova tym

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

YAAAY!!!!!

2005-08-25T14:58:00.000-07:00

Its finally ovaaaaaaaaa

i passed all ma examzzz lolz B'zzzzzzzzzzzzz lolz

congrats 2 everyone!!! lolz

CHUDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

no no no!!!

2005-08-08T23:17:00.000-07:00

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

EVERYTHING WAS GOIN FINE WHY? OH WHY? OH WHYYYYY? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE TELL ME WHYYY? OH GOD WHY!?!?!?!?! (girl rips her hair out.....literally)"

we interupt this broadcast to tell u why this girl is screamin insanly......

It began in a galaxy far far away and long ago (6 weeks to be exact) where there was peace and harmony in the household of the Mehdi's. No worries, only harmony and tranquility. Everyone was......... getting alone and being civilised to each other with no cares in the world due to the absence of one family member. Then 6 weeks past quicker than....than.....er......eva! and as the door opened, a gremlin, hunchback like shadow was cast upon us, it crept thru the doorway, slowy, almost hovering in glide movments, we turn to the door and there he is..............

MY GRANDAD!!!!!

in a wheelchair????? does he want me to play pranks on him or wa??? first da zimmer frame n now a wheel chair!!!!! i av 2 take him out 4 a walk 2moro, so i apologize in advance if he "ACCIDENTLY" slips dwn the hill. (hehehe) i no i no respect n "he's ur grandad" but he's in my control noww hahahaha! (and my sis and two brothers and ma mum and my nani)

ANYWAYS.........on a brighter note!!!

I GOT MA FONE!!!! SAMSUNG D500 wicked fooooooooone lolz brandnew n i got da new nokia flip-fone wahoooo. Ma sis is sooo kewl she put me on contract n shez gna pay 4 it yay!!! obviously i have ma limit.............da sky looolz nah jus kidin............i wish but yesh ma sims cmin on thurz so yay!!! agn loolz

AND on a not so brighter note, i'm still in luv (obsessed) with Hayden Christensen. It's gotton sooo bad dat i've started to daydream n its not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and soooo unfair!!!!

AND on an evn sadder note I MISS MA H.B CHUDDAAAZAZZZZZ SO SO SO MUCH!!!

Anjum - or shud i say An-jAm loolz hehehe:: ma devdas dancin buddi!!!
Rida - ma breakdancin chuddaaa!! :: whr u been man? lolz
Tahera - Ma in-w-isible twin!! :: lesley's all grown up now
Hafsa - Channa pact ::make a wish!!! lolz
Sajida - my desi jaan in gorrah land :: CME BACK!!!

i lub all u lot mwaaaaaaaaahzzzz inshallah we'll meet up soon. Ipray 4 all u lot!! inshallah ma prayers will be answered

oooooOooooo n one more thing................

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

CHESSINGTON WORLD OF ADVENTURES

2005-07-30T22:03:00.000-07:00

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE UR TELLIN MEEE LOLZ!!! we left bout half 7 n got der at 10am (wen it opened) n den left at 6pm (wen it closed) we went on da vampire 3 times, den da new dragon fury rode three times n black buckener twice n da rinaway train n rodeo thingy n da whizz in beeno land n da dogems n bubbleworks 2wice n mystic river 2wice n loadz more n dis weird hocus pocus place.

Bubble works was kwl apart from da fact dat i got a black eye! Wen da lightes were flashing n everything, we were told to stay in da boat thingy, so we stood up n ma b roz were messin about wid da water n i got up to stop dem n tell to sit dwn wen ma lil broz hand flung his hand back n smaked me in ma eye n i was like duuuuuuuude wa appened i was kinda out for a while coz i dnt memba gettin off da ride so ma big bro was like "lets go on it agn, so u cn enjoy it loolz!"

I WAS WELL CHEEEEEEEZED OFF!! coz thorpe park bought the samuri so i cudnt go on it :(:(:( n ramases revenge werent working .......so dat took da piss!!

n its weird coz liek usually ma bro screams like a guy n i jus close ma eye n scream like a girl on scary rides BUT TODAY ma eyes were open n i was screamin like a guy, ma big bro was screamin like a girl n ma lil bro had his eyes closed loolz funi or wa?? loolz

VAMPIRE n DRANGONS FURY was da best tho lolz thats why we clocked dem both three times loooolz

NEXT WEEK we goin to dis new place, adventure island n den da week after we goin to thorpe park duuuuuuuude i'm luvin da summaa!! loooolz inshallah loolz

BUT I'M MISSIN MA H.B CHUDDDAZZZZZ-- it wud be awesome if we cud go togeva--we'd had bare jkss!! but i must warn u i'ma bit of a dare devil lol. I like to sit at da front n not hold on to anything WAHOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Lolz

luv u guyz!!! alll u lot out der!!!

CHUDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

HAIRCUT!!!!

2005-07-29T14:25:00.000-07:00

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE I FEEL BALD!!!! i jus had ma hair cut at rip off prices £20 for a dry trim n like u no wen dey wet ur hair so de cn cut it betta............................... she was gna charge n extra £10 to blow dry it so ma mumz like "i'm very annoyed at that, thnx n BYE!" duuuude so ma hairz .....................really short n i spose i cn get used to is i SUPPOSE that is but u no, wa's dun is dun.

YAY CHESSINGTON 2MORO!!!! SAMURI ERE I COME!!!!

CHUUUUDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

London Dungoen n Trocadero

2005-07-23T05:45:00.000-07:00

2DAI WAS JKSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! loolz ma broz n i wen to london dungeons n trocaderoo lolz. Dungeons were funni lolz (evn tho i got a lil scurred lolz) we took da p*ss outta da guides a lil but they played bk loolz n den we had looaddzaa tym left in london so we went troacderooo lolz............................ played pool n i beat ma big bro twice n he beat ma lil bro once but ma lil bro beat me loolz .............................................twas weirddd lolz DEN we ewnt on de bumpa carss lolz, i followed ma broz round da track twice, each! till dey realised i was follwing dem but den dey got me in a double attack loolz...............was bare jkss lolz

Last week we went to da natural history n science museam..............dat was a waste of tym.........................seriously i cnt believe i went wen i was yunga! but u no.................................. u learn from dese tings lolz

Next week we're goin chessington or adventure land i dunno which one we haven't made up our minds yet.

We made soooo many films ov ourselves n we're puttin togeva da first Mehdi's documentry lolz .............. bout our holz loolz............. its wicked sooo far!

It's well weird dat wen one part of ur life starts to get going........ the other drops like a rock .................e.g me n ma broz are soooooooooooooooooooo close n ma sis n i have grown a lil distant N I STILL AINT GOT MA FONE YET she sed nxt week BUT STILLL!!!!! c'mon man taking da peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace looolz

ahhh well life's amoo lolz .......................den u die looolz ...so........till nxt tym peeps

CHUUUDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

P.S: missin ma HB chuddazz luv u gurlz!!

SKILL CITY

2005-07-09T19:50:00.000-07:00

i went skill city with ma 2 broz 2day lolz it was a careers convention thing n booooiiiii it was jkssss lloooooolz we had bare fun lolz we went to da army area n we went on a bouncy caslt assult caourse lozl n it was jkss lolz n den i blew up dis fat-off balloon and gave it 2 ma big bro ti tie up n in da middle on da centre while i'm in ma scarf n dere in der torpies, he pops da balloon n everyone looks at us as if we were terrorists looolz n den sum guy was like "its the worst possible tym of yea for u to do that haha" loolz ........wa'eva lolz i LUV U ANJUM!!!!! N DA REST OF DA CREWWW

CHUUUUUUUUUUUUDAAAAAAAAAA

P.S: MA BRUVAS SAY SALAAM!!!!

a step too far

2005-07-08T11:32:00.000-07:00

NOW I'M PISSED!!!! the london bombings! "it's al qaida..!" BULL SHIT!!!!

IT'S THE ZIONISTS! On thursday morning at 8am the police went to the israeli embassy and "confirmed" the the first bomb was planted. THE POLICE KNEW ABOUT THE FIRST BOMB COZ. THEY WERE TOLD TO PLANT IT THERE BY THE ZIONISTS AT THE ISRAELI EMBASSY. They have let innocent people die and they're tyring to destroy the world country by country and Bush and Blair are so stupid that they cnt see it and they're blaming us as it is the only option.

SPREAD THIS MESSAE B4 IT GETS OUT OF HAND- MUSLIMS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GO OUTSIDE AND CARRY OUT THEY'RE DAILY ACTIVITIES BECOZ OF THIS. STOP THIS BIT GETS TOO FAR

H.B 4 LYF

2005-07-04T10:57:00.000-07:00

i jus wana say that i luv da H.B cruuu, ::ANJUM::HAFSA::SAJIDA::TAHERA::RIDA::

i luv u guyzzz mwaaahhhhzzzzz speakin of which whr r u lot??? avent chatted 2 u in agesss :(

CHUUUDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

induction day bushey or copthall

2005-06-30T22:13:00.000-07:00

have u eva felt sooooo outta place that u wish u cud die ? well 2day was my day, i musta dun summin 2 really piss God off, coz he werent with me 2day AT ALL!!! i was de only one der in a scarf , no khaloos a few muslims n i mean like 3 , 4 includin me das girls AND boiz..... everyone was yahoodii n goraah which aint so bad apart from the fact that is was the majority of dem....jus kept staring at me as if i was from anova planet......i wana go copthall.......be bk in ma all galz environment with no d*ckhead boiz yellin n screamin all da tym .....there were so many chavz....it was scary......very scary.......God must really hate me.....lifes a test? God gives u tests? this was a f*cking bachelor degreee Phd exam i went thru ......n to top it if the weather was shite.......n i mean really really really really shite ..........england sux, bushey meads sux n life sux. i no y i was so uncomfortable.....if i wasn't wearin ma scarf i wuda been fyn.......its a package peeps u get me u get da scarf n i aint separatin from it.....EVA!!! if u dnt like it den f*ck u three tymz ova n den up da backside
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude chill i'm hme now , need 2 pray .....wa for? i dunno lets hope he listens this tym, well pray 4 it innit

CHUUDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

at da library

2005-06-24T11:28:00.000-07:00

ok mayb ma situation aint so bad shez treated me like mad looolz duuuude lolz i'mso tired and i still avent prayed lolz at da civic centre wid ma sis munchin on honey roasted peanuts lolz okies i'm gna try n do summin constructive b4 i leave here lolz wa are da chances of thet eh???

why??

2005-06-24T10:08:00.000-07:00

she did to me agn yesterday and she woke me up 3times this mornin for paper and to fotocopy her notes n den to top it off she wakes me up the third time to go to harrow and give her the otes that she 4got...........yea i'm luvin ma holidays things cnt get any worse.....wait hang on they jus did i have 2 clean the house now THE WHOLE OF IT n den i have to cook for ma broz n den i have to help ma grandma n DEN IF I'M LUCKY i'll get to pray i havent prayed yet n i feel like shit ahhh well lif'es a bitch......n then u die, lets see if 2dayz my lucky day

A new Era

2005-06-22T11:34:00.000-07:00

My last exam was yesterday...i came hme n was so happy..............ma grandam cme hme from hospital, wa cud be beta........................yesterday was awesome n then this morning i wake up in hell......................i woke up late, ma sisa forced me 2 get outa of the showa n open up the door for the mail man (hu had a pakage dat needed singing) without ma scarf, soakin wet jus because she cudnt be assed to go, n now she's forcin me to go outside the day afta my exams wen i'm supposed to be relaxing to print of her stupid fucking notes..........its really pissin me off now i'm not a fuckin bell boy, leave me the fuck alone i have a life to, i dunno whether to cry or pick up one of her books n shuv it in her fuckin mouth...... n guess wa it's only 11:33 am imagin wa da rest of the day is gna be like the day afta my exam.................my life jus got a whole lot worse

ahhh

2005-06-19T12:33:00.000-07:00

duuuuude lolz only 2 exams left lolz goin mad man i wan dem 2 be ova asap lolz and sad news has struck.ma broz arent goin away "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" i had ma whole summa planned n den dey mesed it up soooo unfair man seriously loolz so yea man i'm gna revise n den chill lolz cme tuesday i'mg gna be partieeeeeeeeeeeee-in loolz no more wrk lolz WAAHOOOOOO n den obviously the results will cme out lolz ouch!!! duudio okies i'm gna revise n bulk up in ma indian spiced tea lolz n den go shoppin or summin oooo no watch a moooooooovie lolz wit hayden in it looolz star wars....life as a house.....shattered glass....virgin suicides lolz i dunoo lolz i'll watch dem all lolz

CHHUUUUDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

well.....

2005-06-15T16:20:00.000-07:00

well yeh i had maths 2day it was ayt i muffed up tho lolz i no i dnt do well lolz ....a real b*tch lolz i'm so tired n me n ma grandma made up looooolz n now i'm w8in 4 ma lil bro to cme hme so i can blank him sum more n make him think bout wa he's dun .....evil i no but it has 2 be dun......got science 2moro hope it goes well n de other 2 i got left, history n ............er..........its........mmm....oh ryt french loolz DUH lolz oo n i aint goin claremont, sum gal got raped n stabbed der n it dnt do media studies ggrrreeeaaattt , now bushey meads seems alrite to go, copthall is toooo far i jus dnt wana go to bushey coz it will prove ma mum ryt n she'll be like "HA HA TOLD U SO" i hate that......well, gna keel revisin den lolz xxx

CHUUDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

cnt believe it

2005-06-14T20:41:00.000-07:00

she ratted on me............the only grandparent that i actually like ratted on me 2 ma big bro 2day wen he came hme from his exam...............i hate her.......i ahte all 4 of ma grandparents.....its a wonder that all of them are still alive.............y cnt they all jus go to hell......u no.....back whr they came from....... i herd her yellin .....so wa.... she manages fine widout me but i'm kl i'm kl jus a lil cheezed hat she told ma big bro, he wasted al my revision tym...p*ssed me ryt off....................den either him or ma lil bro did a numba f*ckin 2 in ma toilet n dint flush AND dint own up 2 it....dat also p*ssed me off................ now ma lil bro'zcrying like a lil b*itch wonderin y i aint talkin to him..........boiz g2 learn u dnt mess up peeps stuff, lie 2 dem n den expect dem to jus 4give u ....da boi is spoilt.........................2 spoilt, i op da boiz go syria n neva cme bk, i really h8 dem ryt now...........................on a evn more depressing note.........................i'm still madly in luv with hayden christensen..........i no crazy...........i showed ma sis dis interview he had n it was jks n ma sis was like "awwwwwww dis is sooo unfair, he's gorgoeus, n sum nasty ho'z gna get wid him...its alrite 4 sum" i cnt blame her ....he is purfect eye candy n i saw dat film he was in .....dat....film......oh yea life as a house......its a weepy i'll tell u dat it was like an indian film...........boo- f*ckin- hoo.....evn do he wore make-up n lost sh*t loadz of weight he still looked fitt .................apart from the fact that his character cudn't ....well....u no 'hold it in' loooolz kinda funi i cudn stop laffin looooolz so yea i got an exam tomorrow lolz tc peeps xxx

Chuuuuuddaaaa!

He's gone

2005-06-12T21:09:00.000-07:00

Today is supposed to be Bibi Zainab (a.s) bday n i'm so dwn in the dumps....i feel soo lost....like i'va almost lost the will to live. The reason mite seem dumb but its important 2 me. Well ere goes............Mike Tyson is quittin boxin ...........go on let it out i no ur dying to laff but the reason is so stupid............jus coz he lost to an irish gorraa.......................its not ryt....i've lost to a few gorraaz whether they be irish or wateva n i dint give up, n i wudnt have...not 4 that reason anyways ...............Tyson i dunno wa's happen to u but u were ma inspiration, wen u fought bruno i as cheering for u n wen u bit off that dudez ear in the ring i wanted to be u lolz but now u've proved that all guys DO give up and they ARE weak...........u've lost ma support man.............afta Muhammed Ali i thought ahhh nows herez a gud fighter one that could have exceeded Muhammed Ali but no u dint lolz ....................lolz ye i can hear all u lot laffin but like i sed its important to me.

oh btw khushaali Mubarak

english sux ass

2005-06-10T17:51:00.000-07:00

yes it does but ye i did it n u no wa i was readin thru ma bloggy tingy n its weerd lolz i wrote all ov dat lolz n sum of its quite funi looolz duude the events that take place in my life oooo ye ma sis came hme safely n i aint neva havin coffee agn i jus wana say that life is still ayt n liva ble n i only have 4 exams left waaahhhooooo lolz yay!!! n i'm still madly in luv with hayden christensen n i mean like pruuupaa lolz duuuued lolz i'm still cracking up about the peanut thung yee n i jus had a fite wid ma lil bro coz apparently i keep interuting him.....ye ryt me interrupt.....well i did actually but thats not the point well..it is but u no wa i mean espec if ur a gal n its THAT TYM OF MUNTH duuuuude lolz wa's goin on wid me i'm soooo hi looolz well ye had an ing-lish n it was awight i tink i messed up section A but aced section B n u no we had to write a film/book/cd review on sumthing ......well......yes u guessed it i wrote about STAR WARS EPISODE THREE REVENGE OF THE SITH mainly about HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN coz he's BUFF OMG i'm startin to chat like a townie i keep saying "BUFF" and "BARE" n tHeRe I gO WiTh tHe CaPiTaLs aGn loolz evn tho its highly like but hey u neva no so.................. hayden if ur readin this u were born 4 daiz after me on and lets not 4get 8 yrz b4 me lolz so yee i luv u loadzzz n i respect ur views on the whole hollywood thing and i admire that u'll go bk 2 college n study arcutecture(<< before u ask...no i cnt spell, i really dnt no how i did in my english exam 2day either loolz...wa can i say its a weee-erd wurd) so ryt whr was i yee ur kwl so bak to the real wurld ............................if there is one.........................and i'm really hungry but i cnt be assed to mooooove outta ma chair i've made a very comfy grooove ....ooooo fine be like that ma lil bro just rushed past me n made that "oumf" soud that women do wen they dnt wasna chat tp u , LOOOOOOOOSSAAAAA ye go syria n dnt cm back .................due no matta how much we fite i luv him to much lolz evn tho he is a pervy git ...lolz

oooo simpsons r gna start sooon so i g2 jet tc chuddddaaazzzzzz

CHUUUUUUUDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXLOLXXXXXXXXXXXX

wowww

2005-06-09T20:18:00.000-07:00

dude wainting fuh ma sis 2 cme hme n tireeedd lozl i tried to make an instant coffee a second ago i was soo tired that i acidently put in the oven....i almost went bak in tym loolz whr is she??? lolz i asked her 2 get me food n now i'm hungry lolz

CHUUUDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAA

duuuuuuude salam alll!!!

2005-06-09T19:58:00.000-07:00

wow yeh i dnt have commitment problems looolz duuude about a month and a bit n no entried in ma blogg loolz ah well wa is der 2 say well ye i'm in the middle of my exams and life's uncomplainable - although there are sum aspects in which i really really really really can complain about but wont lolz a big thnx to anjum hu reminded me that my blogg still exists loolz hehehe............................ ye and herz too i'll go on it in a mo chuddaa jee lolz ooooOOOoooo i almost forgott......no wait i sed almost...................................well thats it ..........gone! duuude i spoke too soon mental note neva say "i almost 4got" jus incase u 4get oooo hang yeh i memba it looolz ye how cud i forget (<<>

OOOOOOO yes and u no that tournament that i wasnt supposed to enter well i dint but i went n watched it on may 31st and it was gud sum peeps av really grown up and can fite gud i'm proud of them lolz and i made up wid a few peeps so das gud n i'm in luv with hayden christensen aka anakin skywalker aka my future hubi ur all invited to the wedding the address is:

Guild-Hall
St Clairs Road
Croydon
Surrey
M& H3D

yes b4 u ask the postcode does say "MA HED" which obviously implies that i was dreaming there i gave all u blondes a hint............my god he's gorgeus........mmm........... ahem ahem yes where was i craaaaaaap......writers block........er......welll i'll just star sumthing new ............yess i have and english exam 2moro and i tell u if i keep writing how i'm writing in this blogg the chances of me passing are the size of peanut loolz peanut lolz i have dun ow many now eerrrr bout 9 exams so that means i only gots 5 left yay!!!! n then i'm gna live it up in London wid ma sis waaahhhoooooo lolz life rox and yes it IS worth living i no sum u peeps are like " no i cnt take it any more i have to end it" GET OVA URSELF OV CORSE LIFES GNA BE HARD IF U LET IT!!!! nah man seriously i was chatting to dis woman n she was tellin me bout how proud she was of her sista for marrying a man n divorcin him n after ten years she got half his money.................HALF this guy had bout 5 million .......she got 2.5 million lucky cow n ma mate was like "yeh mmMmm u go girl get all the money u cant put a price on what i do" but come on if u got a man with 5 million u dnt need to clean ur house, u get a cleaner, u dnt wash the dishes, u get a washer ...person loolz but ye u no how some wives get a job on the side to make ends meet.... u marry a man with 5 million the ends r meet like a mutha fucka, i mean wat r u gna do get a job at saisbury's n make 30 pounds a week stacking shelves n then u say to ur husband " here huni put that with the rest, now we have £5 million and £30 coz i want to do my share"... i mean she probably knew wa she was doin n knew hu he was it was like he ses "yeh hi i'm Jack Leon" n shez like "yeh i no hu u are muda fuka" loooooolz its jks man baaaaaaaaaaaare jksssss loolz

looooooooooooooooooooooooolz dude i g2 eat lolz i cnt keep munchin on dese toffeess lolz dey are yum-o-laa lolz tc chuddaazzzz

xxxxxxxxxi luv hayden christensenxxxxxxxxx

CHUUUUDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DRAMA GCSE!!!!!!!

2005-04-27T20:49:00.000-07:00

this morning i was feeling a mixture of things i didnt no whether to be excited or wa? buh mainly nervous lolz HAD MA DRAMAM GCSE 2DAYYYY!!!!!!! and the sad thing is is that it still hasnt sunk in yet sumthing inside is refusing to believe that i'm 16 and moooooooving on in life and i CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I'VE STARTED MY GCSE'ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ loooooolz most peeps have started tho like Anj-Am looooolz (i'm neva gna 4get that) looolz for her art innit lolz n her bst m8 online lolz heheheh Anj-Am so populaaaarr loooolz jks man lolz memba lets buy a vowel or two lolz i no ur gna strees at me anji-ol'-chip but its tooooooooooooooo funni looooolz but yer bk to the matter at hand, our play went wicked and i had so much fun and jasmines play made me cry n i mean like propa n vibi was sooOOOoooOOOO cute awww bless her lolz n wa else zainabs play WIKEDDD!!!! also made me cry.....well.....kindaaaa.....loooolz ye n den racheals play and u get the idea it was so kwl n0-one did a crap play!!!! yay 4 us but now we have to w8 4 MONTHS!!!!! 4 the results...yea.....dats not gna be hard lolz tc CHUUUDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!

2005-04-26T20:13:00.000-07:00

sowie guiz i no i havent dun this in almost a month but lots and little has happened lolz i turnd 16th on the 15th n my first exam(drama) is 2moro gettin strest loolz but yeah man i did a dance with zainab it was kwwl lolz oo btw HAPPY BDAY ZAINAB looolz i cnt be;ieve its been sooooOOOOOooo long lolz i cn w8 till the exams are ova loolz i'm luving ma HB huniz but i aint spoken to saj in agezzz:(:(:( lolz i g2g lol t xxxx chuddaaaaaaaaaa

"APRIL FOOLS!!!!!"

2005-04-01T12:10:00.000-08:00

lolz 2day was jks apart from wasting half of the morning in bed sleeping loolz
but april fools loolz ma grandma is a jowka loolz. She wakes me up"Zehar Zehraaa i need u come here nowwwwwwww" i run dwnstairs at 3 o clock in da bloody mornin and i go to my nani hus neatly tucked up in bed n say "kya hua ???" she replies in da most indian of all accents "APRIL FOOL DAY"

..................................luv u nani lolz n den i decide to play one on ma bruvaz hu r still asleep btw (dey supossed 2 be goin mosk soon) lolz but i went to ma big bro n sed that there was a huge spider at the top of his bed n he didnt budge den i threw woll on his forhead so it semed like the spider landed on him........didnt wrk so i went into a huff n ma mum came in n winked at me n den sed "ZEHRA WA HAV U DUN TO THE LABTOP??????" n i winked bk n sed "oh i dunno " n den ma mum was like "Oh Raza shez dun summin to it its broken" n den ma big bro sed "i ni duh its april foolz " i was like "yea kill it y dnt u"
n den my lil bro woke up n sed " u scared da hell outta me. First the spider then the labtop i didnt no wa to think "
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ awww chickpea lolz

lolz YESSSS ma grandad is gettin into da taxi to go Juma prayers at mosk loolz 2 or three hours of peace!! lolz but ma broz??? they'll find a way to get there loolz
peace out!!!

CHHUUUDDAAAAAAAAAA

a new day

2005-03-27T15:13:00.000-08:00

well its sunday and i have figured out that a CERTAIN SUM1 literally doenst want me 2 revise n dat i no i'm gna fail if i dnt get away from HER but ma sis had a pep talk wid me wich made me cry coz she was like i luv u n i no ur wicked n i'm always ere 4 u * grabs a tissue* n anyways i was like talking n i mentioned da HB cru n............... yes guys ...............she wants to meet ya loolz i cnt w8 looolz gna b jksss lolz but she snd her salaamz loolz luv ya lot mwaaahhzzzz
CHUUDDAAAAAAAAAA

ahem...ahem

2005-03-25T11:41:00.000-08:00

well i made it thru da nite, THANX SAJ 4 EVERYTHING!...........and i must say readin ma last entry, it was a lil.......graphic and i was in a bad moood but betaa now i mean i still hate them but u no things can only get beta (i hope) but i'm gna chill 4 a while dey mayb go out whether its wid mats or ma sis but i cant stay cooped up in here 4eva lolz peace out

CHUUUUUDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YA ALLAH!!!!!

2005-03-24T19:48:00.000-08:00

OOOOOMMMMMGGGGGGG.................Allah must really luv me maaaan i swear

today was jks we went kevaaavish n i was like "wa's wid da fat guy???" serious duuuudez i thort he was advertising for da place being all fat n singin wid AZN hoes, anyways den anjumz like "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lets go my place" so we did n i was like need 2 b hme 5 5 or 5:30 at da latest SO we dropped Hafsa off at da bus stop while watching not 2 not 3 not 4 but 5 bloody 114 buses go by n n Anjum pulled ma scarf off in da street!!! thnax anjum!! lolz dw i'll get ya back looolz :P:P:P ......n den Hafsa got da 6th bus lolz

DEN we went to Anjums 'sistas' house n saw her most adorable babies u got Ahmad aka Bob Biller loolz den u got Zahra aka da head banger.......literally, den Israh aka da cutest baby evaaaaaaaa (buh not as cute as sumayaa -saj's baby sis! - equal amout of cutenesss) n den we went to Anjuums place n had jkssss n stuff n messed about wid da kidz n i accidently taught Ahmad (huz only 2 btw) ow to say CHUDDA den me n Tahera was like "OH FUDGE" so wen changed it to CHANNA 4 da kid to say lolz i saw her mum agn shes soooooooooooooo cute!!!! and sweeet and nice and cute oh w8 i sed dat

lolz .................anyways den i had to go so we sed me n tahera sed "bye" to Anjums lit n dropped auntie n her kids off n sed "bye" agn n started 2 screw bout gettin hme (well i was screwing n tahera was trying to calm me dwn...............it wrkd.............kinda) but den we ran n got da 114 n satyed on der 4 half a stop n den we saw da 79 go bye n tahera went to da bus driver !can u plz stop here coz our other bus jus went by" n da stoooooopid bus driver hu thort he was be a bad asss wid his stoooooopid hair i mite add was like "wa? y u lying 4 if der was a bus it wnt w8 4u " n tahera was like 2c'mon man" n i was sressin like maaaaad serious!!!! n den he let us off n we raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan 2 da 79 n i mean like propa n we literally jus got it lolz n den we got off at honey pot lane n dere was traaaaaaaaaaafic n i mean like propa rush hour wen peeps r tying to get hme so tahers like "u aint gna get hme at 5:45 m8 6 at da latest" n den i started to hyper-ventilate n tahera's like "dnt cry" n den she mentions taking da tube n den we start 2 walk n den i see tahera's house n den we see da 340 n den we get on it n relise dat we spent 23 mins w8ing 4 da bloody bus n we spent missions on da bus watching a snail move faster den us n den i was like "r we gna make it 4 6?" n tahera's like "......honestly.......nah" so i start 2 hyper-ventilate agn n den we actually start moving (we overtake the snail) n den we started 2 get our story sraight jus incase everyone figas out dat i had a half day n dat i was theoretically "bunking" nad dat no one new bout it (family wise n aunties like come agn wid ur mum- n i'm like i wish auntie i really do) but yea so anywayswe get our story, tahera evaluated me on drama n we went library at 4:30 n den i got a few books out dat werent in da skwl library n dat i got carried away while studying (yeaaaa right!!!)

SO DEN we get off at sainsbury n its well gone 6 n we get to da library n get ma 2 bks n den Tahera walks me half way hme (i'll tell ya if it werent 4 her i wud have died seriously dat gyal is a God send n i'll luv her 4 eva n pray 4 her 2wice as much as i do now serious i luv u tahera!!!!! ma in-w-isible twin)

SO DEN i get hme knowing dat i'm screwed coz i'm 2 hours late and everyones gna blatently no dat i was "bunking" so i look at ma clock ant its 6:18 get hme n ma lil bro opens up da door n nuffin happens ............. he goes upstairs n i call out 2 ma nani n shes lyk "i'm in da bed" so i go upstairs n ma nani's like to ma grandad "eeeiiii jee JEEEEEEE Zehra argayee" mu nana ses "kya" ma nani ses " ZEHRA ARGAYEEEEEEE, TU MARAH PROBLEM KYA HAI???" den he sed summin den der was silence n i went upstairs o ma bed n collapsed , n deni stayed dere in ma coar wid ma bag 4 10-15 mins n den got undressed n had sum parnii n den watched end of simpsons n den got ma wrk n came on da comp lolz den i chatted 2 yahera n thanked da chudz off her n den to saj n she gave me dis prayer dat i'm so oooogna use nxt tym..........

"Ya abasaleh, al-Mahdi, adrikni adrikni!

did i say nxy tym ...........i bloody well hope not!!!

Threw up!

2005-03-23T18:45:00.000-08:00

so der i was bunkin from assembly n went to "help" ma crew wid therir "peer listening" wen i was laffing to da point that i threw up.....literally lolz it was sum watery crud lolz but anyways we had jks n jks n 2moro gna be jks lolz H.B crew goin kevaaaaaavish loolz i cnt w8 and i've started ma e-w-il plan numba 3 lolz chopping off a cenitmetre off his walking stick every week lolz i want this one to last longa than the others lolz

CHUUUDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOLZ

ooo yeh and dnt 4get ms ryan trying 2 make halima into two people loolz "halima and habib gave their rounders test in" loolz n we're like u mean hannah u stoooooooooooooopid austrailian dum dum!!! n wen she sed dat she'd come online n herlp us lolz er was a 15 second silence and then..............we all burst out laffin looolz den she offered us her mobile numba lolz but yea so peac out ma chuddazz lolz

Hey Hey Hey

2005-03-23T10:19:00.000-08:00

hey i coooled dwn from yest dunno wa got in me but.............well yea i do but u no. I'm in computer study at da moment n i'm wid anjum n rida n we r writing in our blogs a "reviswin" hehehe well anyways i'm gettin super bored ryt now and still a lil chezed off!!!!

Ma bro sat on ma face!!!! an broke my glasses it hurt like mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!now me anjum n rida are wrint oour own conspiracy theories and it fun so i'll ttyl lolz bye

CHUDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm only saying dis once.......

2005-03-22T19:13:00.000-08:00

upon the events that took place today iam now saying that there is no point in wearing a short skirt n tight tops and loadz of make up n chat to boys and expect to be called a muslim. Stop kiddin urself if u dnt wana act like a muslim then pleze stop coming mosk, stop pretending hu u are, stop preaching the religion and STOP HURTING ALLAH'S FEELINGS. All he has dun is givin u life and a way of leading it how can u hurt him in this way by expoiting urselves and wondering y the consequences are so bad. You moan about y Muslims are being dissed n cussed and u dnt evn stop and think as to why. With the portration of our youths today and their adaptation to western society has crippled us muslims.
Now i no i'm not perfect but God help me i'm trying altho i lissen 2 music ere n der i'm really trying to be.
Inshallah God will forgive you and i will pray 4 all u lot hu r reading this as well as them stupid hoes jus one queation, Why dya do it 2 urself????

Happy ST PATRICKS DAY!!!!

2005-03-17T21:17:00.000-08:00

well altho i'm still ill n everything n i still did ma b-boying ma hands kinda sprained lolz in a lil bandage lolz but nonetheless i'm gna drag ma ass 2 skwl 2moro!!! i av 2 i wiil do i need a drnk n its 100%water not PEPSI altho it does sound tempting i must refrian i have dun so 4 3 days i can continu i must continu welll bye all u chhuuudddaazzzz lolz ooo yeh n BTW happy st patty's day lolz

hi hi

2005-03-16T12:11:00.000-08:00

OMG i cnt believe it it was staring at me ryt in da face.........the best tym 2 breakdance is wen u av da flu lolz it makes u more determined , i've been breakdancin 4 da past 2 days like wickedly lolz yay!!!!!! lolz mainly to afrodisiac n freek-a-leek n goodies loolz OMG sooo happy ryt now!!!!!! apart frem da fact dat i cnt breathe properly, ma hesd thorbing, i cnt speak properly and i think i've broken ma back but no worries coz i can b-boy lolz i told ma m8 sadie n apparently now in croydin peeps r callin me ....

B-X-B-GYAL

lolz funky fresh or wa??!?!?!?! lolz ooo n thanks 2 everyone hu did ma test!!! lolz n sadie USE UR OWN EMAIL....... BLOODLY HELL!!!!!!! wa else is happening oo yeh i cnt think ov anything evil 2 do to ma grandad :(:(:( but i will lolz hehehehehe:P:P:P:P n get dis i found out dat Park High av MSN at skwl i was chattin 2 ma bro while he was in I.C.T lil bugga.................anyways i ana come bk to skwl (i neva thort i'd say that) i miss da HB crewww anjum wid her kircut n hafuu wid our matching glasses n tj ma in-w-isible twin n hfsa too n rida wid her lil illified self awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww well boo-f**kin-hoo i luv u guyzzzz u watch yea i'm gna cume bk yeh n i'm gna.............well............cme bak ...............okies ma online breakdancin session jus loaded lolz peace out duddiiieessss luf u all
and
CHUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

i'm dying!!!!!

2005-03-15T17:28:00.000-08:00

2day i stayed hme coz i feel ill i cnt believe it i avent had da flu since summer 2003 and now it creeps up anyways 2day was alryt did sum wrk n stuff n i thort i g2g coz i have 2 make grub 4 ma lil lil lil lil bro so i'l finish dis off l8r btw
CHUUUUUUUDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

P.E agn

2005-03-14T14:49:00.000-08:00

ere i am agn in da comp room wid anjum n nor supposed 2 be doin ma revision wrk but i aint coz like i dont want to and ms marias is giving me evils and i really really really dnt like it coz it makes me feel cuncomfortable ....................looooooooooooooolz i meant uncomfortable anyways nor is actuall doin her wrk and overcoming her oppression wid banana faced anweeerrrrr and anjum is giving ma lecture bout not wrting bout anwer literally ryt now coz he aint worth riting bout and we shud only be hearing it from nor's mouth but now..............she h8s him OO WOOOOW LIKE WE DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING!!! lolz anyine hu now wich nor i'm talking bout find her a man kwik and now anjum an nor are crying and arguing bout the fact of hu dumped hu first.....hi rabba ive adopted a new laff it kinda sounds lyk dis..." hehehehehehehe" hehehe looolz so yeh ryt now nor is singin to 'jus lose it" and acting like a monkieee and anjum is trying 2 do her wrk but looolz it aint wrking and now shez on her blog AAAGGGGNNNNN so anyways

CCHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAA!!
AND I WLL TALK TO THEE TO NITE OKAY U
Y U DOU
DNT SAY U OKAY U RYT U BYE U
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cchhhuuudddaaaaa

2005-03-08T17:46:00.000-08:00

OMG wa a day 2 rememba i was supossed 2 u no watch film yadda yadda yadda n i ate yadda yadda yadda so anywa y i was thinkin of anova e-w-il plan to get back at ma grandad and i came up wid da perfect one (thank u to jessica for new plan) i put cling film on his toilet seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet heheheheheh vot iz dat i hear u say ?....yes eeeee-wwww-eeeelllllll ..... Mwhaaaaa mwaaaaahahaha mwaaahhhaaaaaa..............o...k so anyway, he wan jus about to go into the toilet wen i looked agn n i mitook him for ma my grandma
(wat can i say they pretty much walk the same, talk the same, breath the same, act the same evn look the same only ma grandma's beard is slightly longer)
anyways i ran dwn stairs n cut infront of her n sed "no nani ....u musn't ...........there is ...........errr..........um..............esssss...sumthing in there"
"ehhh vaaaaat" my grandmother replies in absolute awe" so i say "ok, basicaly there is sumthing in there which can hurt u and if u dnt get it out it myt bite u" my grandma ses "ya khuddaaa vot iz it vot iz it???" while i'm thnking of the perfect thing to say, the doobell rings and it was my beloved lil bro i gave him a hug n he went upstairs, i turned around and my grandma had disapeared. I ran towards the toilet yelling "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" n jus luckily she was about to sit down then her flabby arm hit the flush causing her to jump forward sayin "u veeerr rrryyyytttttt, it's going to kill meeeeeee" and thats wen i took the cling film off the toilet and sed "its ok now its gone, do ur thing" i went upstairts in total awe and collasped lolz

2dayyyy

2005-03-07T19:09:00.000-08:00

OMG we had ms ojii man for P.E lolz ov all the teachers but it was jks we were looking at de asiana magazine n working widout da teacher nowing but it didnt wrk okies well u had to av been there for it 2 be funni............OMG so tired fell asleep during simpsons n stuff n den ma bro was lyk oo yeh wana go on da comp so i did n now i'm writing away i havent written in this for tyyyymmmm, so lets see wa's happened ,,,ummm.....i glued ma grandads chupals 22 da ground ma new wrd is

"CCCHHHHHUUUUUUUDDDDDDAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

at da mo like ryt now ma big bro n lil bro beating each other up upstairs n making wierd noises great i jus ate as well y do boiz av 2 be so immature i jus wana pick up that bag n stick ryt up their...hang on mumz calling..................*indistant muffling* ok now where was i ahh hu cares boiz always get wa they want........... duuggzzzz............ ew had P.E moderatiopn n OMG i almost 4got ma sis went to go meet dis guy u no how azn pick ups wrk n stuff n dis guy was properly gorafied looolz i mean like proppppaaaaa it was embarassing wid his blakc convertable BMW n lolz he's muslim n he's a private loyer 4 coca cola looolz how contradictory i was gna wet maself wen i found out looolz but hu cares he's too gay 4 her lolz , wid his eye problem always flickering his eyes n stuff askin ma sis, "av u got any solution?" loolz WEAR GLASSES M8 DEY AINT DAT EXPENSIVE well depending on ur problem den mayb lolz

so over all todays been ayt n Dana's bk peeps n coming bk 2 skwwwl yay lolz sooo sweet lolz n wa esle is ma sis's bday 2moror so yeh we got cake kinda theres lik half ov it left................:S hu like double chocolate fudge ic-cream cake anyways ??...it wasn't my fault that ma mum bought nit n it wans't my fault that it was winking at me n saying "ooooo eat me eat me eat me eat me" so i did as the cake asked n i framed ma bro 4 it he had it coming wid his fake broken leg .............ahh well lolz till 2moro......if 2moro neva comes ..............o..............k i have officially lost it ahh well cchhhuuudddaaaaazzzzzzz!!!!

peace out loolz :):):)

at skwl

2005-02-28T14:58:00.000-08:00

its P.E n i'm supposed to be doin ma wrk n sum revision but i cnt be assed n i'm cheezed off at juma as she aint u moosinderrrrr.............so yeh i'm staying after skwwl to do ma drama coz in da lesson we watched our performance recoded bk in it was sooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!! loolz so we neeed 2 wrk on dat. So i'm gna up date dis asap ayt lolz tc xxxx bye, oooo btw i kinda sprained ma ankle but i'll chat to u later bout dat

hospital appt & snow attack

2005-02-24T21:39:00.000-08:00

Today i woke up and did ma usual thing n went to da doctors 4 a blood test....it's no picnic, those of u hu have had about 5 will no wa i'm talking about.
You go theres u sit and wait n i mean u wait , its worse than waiting for the toilet in the victoria secret mansion......so ur waiting and then finally after half the day has gone .....sum dimwit nurse calls out ur name n not only r they calling u in 4 hours after ur appointment but ..........they get ur name rong.......bleeedin hell......i mean its the least dey cud do, i mean it wasn't evn normal it was lik..........*stupid blonde nurse walks in saying* " um...........miss zay-hay-rah meh-hay-die" n she se it in sum wierd scottish, yorkish, welsh accent, its scaaaarrryyy duude, then of course u get in the room, wid sum first year grad studen u doesn't know his phalanges to his metecarpals, literally........and he asks me in front ov ma mum dese stupid questions, i mean i'm sittin der in full hijab rite, i'm cheeeeezed off coz i've been wating for so long, the stupid nurse didnt say my name ryt n i no i'm gna have 2 walk to skwl in da snow (wich attaked me btw tell u bout that l8r) ................. nad he pulls out this sheet and tells me the following. "r u pregnant?" My mum looks at me thinking nah of course not no possible way so i shake my head n then " do u drink alcohol?" my mum stares at me loking a lil uncomfortable n she starts to squirm n wriggle about in her chair then he aske me "Do u smoke?" ma mum nearly fell of the chair i dunno y she was uncomforatable he was asking me the questions ......................n then the needle came (duh-duh - duuuhhhhh) n it was smallish .......he sed it wud only hurt a lil so i pulled out my ol' arm n he grabbed it n sed "ere we go" i'm thinking greaat this aint chessington yeh i cud die man ....the needle is penetrating me n it hurts a lil only a lil, den he ses that i mite get a lil dizzy afterwards u no nuthing to worry about........as soon as the nedle came out i fainted ..........so much for ffeeling a lil dizzy......i wake up bout 10 secs later n he ses "wud u like 2 see how much i have taken out?" in complete confusion i say yes, n i blacked out agn ....................i felt like i was donating to vampires incorporated y didnt they jus take it all out i've harldy got any left look i'm turinin greeeeeeeeeeeeen.......wait.......nah......dats jus ma uniform

well i come bk hme and get ready 4 skwl........ i no i'm not gettin a lift so i get ma stuff n walk outside in the snoooowwwww, in the direction i was walking i was facing the snow n it was jus till the end of the street do i kept ma head dwn n walked but i shud have looked up tho coz if i did i wud have realised that i was heading straight for the fence and 'BOOOOOOOOM' i walk rite into it........thank God no-one saw me i think........i hope.........no wait......i pray nad theni got my vision bk and walkied up that wierd hill thing n gues wa i was in the direction of the snow agn so i keep walking changing in every direction possible n the snow keeps follwong me............n without my glasses it was like attack of the killer dandruff...........so i get to skwl.....and sum how manage to open up the door and get to reception wen i realise i;m cold in places that i neva knew i had and that i had more ice in my eye to fill up the grand canyon three times over..............and still have enuff left for a snow cone.....................den i did ma skwl thing cme hme n wrkd n dats it 4 2nite but i'm taping dem exorcist documentries sum funkly stuff man i mean reeeeeaaalll funkyyy lolz peace out lolz

um............

2005-02-23T17:08:00.000-08:00

to day was normal, the days have been normal since monday except for last nyt....un........family fueds nothing unusual lolz........i'm gettin bored tho, n i get tired quick i dunno y, i've been dreaming weird thingzzzzzzz bout vin diesel n peeps like dat n i dunno yyy man .........yyy???? .................oo and i fig-ard out how 2 wrk ma pen drive............. it was soooooooooooooo hard, like rocket science....u stick it in u put stuff on n den u take it out, safely, and it will be warm........btw from the wor "...it" i was being sarcastic.. ha bloody ha, u no wa i jus read wat i wrote ova n it sounds dirrty hm.......... i've ran outta things but u no wa i could think for a while n see if abythign comes to me......yeh ere we go....................*nods head*...........................*shakes it*...........................................*scratches head*....................................*yawns*...............................................OMG OMG OMG OMG.........nope nothing lost it

lolz ttyl lolz

Monday mis-ery

2005-02-21T19:41:00.000-08:00

Um....well 2day was alryt apart from the fact that it didnt snow.....boo-hoo but i got 2 see ma crew and that made me haooi esecially ma chudda n ma chutney queen and anjums tryin 2 find a gal 4 her bro lolz n sal i luv u!!!!! but well las-si....i cam ehme drwoned in wrk wid a history test 2moro n a P.E test on Tuesday....well yeh n ma big bro n sis were hme n we had fun n den ma bro gave me a kebab roll to eat n den he went 2 mosk (BTW dat was a bloody gud kebab rooolll-dw anjum i'll make u one lolz or i'll get u one from mosk lolz)
Deres a boxing tournament coning up 4 da Tsunami n i've already payed, ma application has gone thru and i've started training for it but thers el uno problemo ...its on da 31st ov ma wich iz lyk in da middle of da beginning ov ma GC-bloody-SE's. and i dunno wa 2 to coz i really wanna fite and also i dun wana get brain damage and/or come in da nxt day wid ma face mashed with bandages so i wnt be able 2 write lolz so i'm in a LITTLE dia-lema ..........sum1 elp mee,.........boxing is my drug!!!!!

I LUV TO FITE ......I LUV TO INFLICT PAIN ON THOSE WHOM I ....UM.......INFLICT PAIN UPON (does dat make sense)

does it??? no u see i'm going into one ov ma lil thingzzzz faaaaaaaaaarking hell i cnt evn memba wat dey r called all i memba is dat its in ma first blogg ...........noooooooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOoooooo

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ok............ok.................i'm fine i'll av 2 see wa appens yeh....................
well godd nit n i hope u sleep faaarrking well.

FARKING HELL!!!! (dedicated to ma sis' ex- sikh boss- soz m8 i jacked it off u, da phrase is mine!!!)

!!!STOP!!! plz read and send...makes me think

2005-02-20T19:44:00.000-08:00

STOP

Just remember-Allah is watching you.

If we could get arrested for being a Muslim,

would

the police have enough evidence to bring us in?Why is it so hard to tell the truth but yet so easy to tell a lie?

Why are we so sleepy in mosque but right when the prayer is over, we suddenly wake up?

Why is it so hard to talk about Allah but yet so easy to talk about nasty stuff?Why is it so boring to look at a Islamic Article but yet so easy to look at a nasty one?

Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail but yet we forward all of the nasty ones?

Why are the mosque's getting smaller, but yet the dance clubs are getting larger?

Do you give up? Think about it ....

Are you going to forward this, or delete it?

Just remember-Allah is watching you.

Prayer Wheel, Let's see the devil stop this one! Here's what the wheel is all about. When you receive this, say a prayer

for the person that sent it to you....

There are no costs, but wonderful rewards....

Let's continue praying for one another.As we look at this article we realise how true the Messenger(P.B.U.H) was these signs were prophesized 1400 years ago!!!

Take a look.... Now this is scary!!!

* Camels will no longer be used as a means of transport;

* People will ride on saddles that aren't saddles (cars?! )

* The distance on earth will become short;

* Horses will not be used in wars;

* Muslims will defeat the Byzantines which will end with the conquest of

Constantinople Istanbul);

* The Jews will gather again to live in Bilad Canaan;

* Very tall buildings will be built;

* The disappearance of knowledge and the appearance of ignorance, with much

killing;

* Adultery will become widespread, and the drinking of wine will become

common;

* The number of men will decrease and the number of women will increase until there are 50 women to be looked after by one man.

* Islam will become worn out like clothes are, until no one will know what fasting, prayer, charity and rituals are;

* Allah will send a disease to fornicators that will have no cure (Aids?);

* People will begin to believe in the stars and reject AL QADAR (THE DIVINE DECREE OF DESTINY);

* Men will pass by people's graves and say: "Would that I were in his place"; (large amount of sucidal deaths! ?)

* The Euphrates will uncover a mountain of gold for which people will fight over (the river of Alfurat that lies near Syria);

* Two large groups of people will fight one another, and there will be many casualties; they will both be following the same religion World War II?);

* Approximately 30 DAJJALS will appear, each one claiming to be the messenger of ALLAH;

* Earthquakes will increase;

* Time will! pass quickly;

* Afflictions will appear;

* Killing will increase;

* Wealth will increase;

* Women will be wearing clothes but not wearing clothes

* THE PROPHET (saw) SAID: "IF MY UMMAH BEARS 15 TRAITS (QUALITIES),TRIBULATION WILL FOLLOW IT." (DAY OF JUDGEMENT) SOMEONE ASKED,"WHAT ARE THEY O MESSENGER OF ALLAH?" HE (saw) SAID:

* When any gain is shared out only among the rich, with no benefit to the poor;

* When a trust becomes a means of making profit;

* When paying ZAKKAT becomes a burden;

* When voices are raised in the mosque;

* When the leader of a people is the worst of them;

*When people treat a man with respect because what he may do;

* When much wine is drunk; red wind or the earth swallow! them, or to be transformed into animals."

* 'IMRAN IBN HUSAYN SAID: "THE PROPHET (AS) SAID, 'SOME PEOPLE OF THIS UMMAH WILL BE SWALLOWED BY THE EARTH, TRANSFORMED INTO ANIMALS, AND SOME WILL BE BOMBARDED WITH STONES'. ONE OF THE MUSLIMS ASKED, WHEN WILL THAT BE O MESSENGER Of ALLAH?' HE SAID, 'WHEN SINGERS AND MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS WILL BECOME POPULAR, AND MUCHWINE IS DRUNK.'" THE GREATER SIGNS OF THE HOUR The Quran will disappear in one night, even from the people's hearts, and no Ayyah will be left on earth. (Some groups of old people will be left who will say: "We heard of fathers' saying "LAILLAHA ILLA ALLAH" so we repeat it);

* The appearance of the MAHDI;

* The appearance of the DAJJAL (Anti Christ);

* The appearance of Ya'juj and Ma'juj(biblical Gog and Magog);

* Isa (Jesus) will come during the time of Dajjal;

* The rising of the sun from the west;

* The destruction of the Ka'ba and the recovery of its treasures;

* The smoke.

Now you have two options here:

1- leve this message to sit here. No curse or whatever may happen to you (Insha-Allah)

2- Forward this message to a number of people you know and by the grace of Allah you will be blessed for each person you forward this e-mail to.

PLEASE FORWARD FORWARD THIS, THIS IS A REWARD.

Today is Ashura

2005-02-20T18:20:00.000-08:00

Today is a very sad day, it's the day when the grandson of the Holy Prophet and his family and companions died on the desert of Kerbala. We mourn his death mainly for the first ten days of the Islamic year in the month of Muharram and finish mourning at the end of the second month in the Islamic year called Su'far.

I woke up kinda early after sleeping the night b4 without a pillow, i couldn't sleep however i managed to get up on time to get to mosque and wen we got der OMG talk about choc-o-bloc, the place was packed including the car parkSSS. So we got inside did our prayers and sat down to hear the lecture (which was very moving by the way....shake it baby) and then we ate. And altho we didnt stay 4 long the food was not bad i repeat the food was NOT bad. So i ate n i saw sum1 hu i wished i hadnt and if my sista hadnt of stopped me i wud ov beat her so hard that the Prophet would have been able to feel her pain. But it didnt happen ......sadly............den we got loadza grub 2 take home and we devoured that and so did my grandma........(lolz)......and i;m supposed to be der ryt not but i av wrk 2 do ..kinda....and ma sis does to and we mite lissen to it online. And anova thing i think i am hard hearted/cold hearted or possibly dead hearted as i didnt cry to this sad and tragic story that happened sum tym ago and i didnt cry last year eitha .......um.................i wonder........could i be???

Jeeeeeeeezzz

2005-02-19T11:45:00.000-08:00

wa's rong wid me 4 posts in da same day, in da same hour??? well i thort i'd jus rite dwn that my grandma had farted...............................................i feel like death, i'm starving and she farts.............by the sound of it looks like it was being held in 4 a long tym...............i dnt blame i wudn't of dun it while the nurse was here, u cud get sent away 4 summin wid dat much power, whr does she get all her energy from? bloody hell !!! it reaakkksss, that lucky nurse........ i'm scared 2 go dwnstairs incase she does anova one and blows me away.

YAY OR NAY

2005-02-19T11:39:00.000-08:00

ok shez gone.......the nurse is walking up 2 her car and got in the cat , turned it on and shez......shez.........shez droven away, but why? Now its all back there is no peace, no silence, jus hte sound of old people trying to prove thier point,
"no i was rite ur big toe is broken see........*steps on foot*, old man yells in utter pain* seee i told u!"

and so i'm goin to go dwnsatairs now wid ma sis and eat , peace out

OMG OMG OMG

2005-02-19T11:31:00.000-08:00

OMG i jus realised dat i wrote my last post exactly 24 hours and one minute from my last one....ffrrrreeeaaakkkyyyy.....looolz

nurse is here

2005-02-19T11:28:00.000-08:00

ok i've been sitting at dis computer 4 ages w8ing 4 da bloody nurse to stop chekin out ma grandads feet :( (ewww) so me n ma sis can eat our breakers ....its not my fault i woke up l8 ok its not my fault that i got outta bed l8 its not my fault that the nurse is here!!! that man shud look b4 he leaps.......literally. Wid her stupid yorkshire accent n her massive, silver, seven seater car with tinted windows. Ma sis jus came up to me n asked me 4 food.....DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'VE GOT ANY!?!?! i'm starving myself coz da nurse is here checkin out his mankified, gang-green, smelly, disfigured feet! Of course i am cursing the nurse b'coz at the end of the day she'z leaving this house and all its contenets in 1/2 an hour.............and i'm not :( :(:(

first blog

2005-02-18T11:27:00.000-08:00

heya peeps dis is ma first blogg wich was inspired by cricketchick aka anjum lolz hu tolld me 2 writ one so that she would have summin funni to read, lolz i hope this will aid to ur needs juma lolz. so lets see wa shud i start off with....there is so much to say bout me well i'm a boxa lolz well retired kinda but i still train lolz jus in case lolz i can be ooo wtf am i saying hu wants 2 no bout me? y am i on ere? y have i just con fused ma elf?
soz jus went thru a mini mid-teen crisis lolz nuffin to be worried about i get them alot.....tc peacout 4 now..... lolz